Anarchists always make me laugh. They are cowardly UAF types – unwashed, brain-dead druggies and squatters that survive on tax-payer’s money. So it is with great pleasure I bring you the story of Chilean anarchist Luciano Pitronello Schuffeneger, who decided he would like to blow up his local bank.
However, things didn’t quite go to plan. He accidentally flicked the bomb’s detonator, resulting in blowing himself up, losing his hand, eyesight and setting himself on fire causing severe burns.
He has now been placed in a drug induced coma; something he is probably used to anyway.
