Are you an islamophobe? Take this test to be sure...
The Lorna Saltzman's Test:
Do you favor equal rights and treatment of women and men?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose stoning of women accused of adultery?
[] yes / [] no
Do you favor mandatory education of girls everywhere?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose slavery and child prostitution?
[] yes / [] no
Do you support complete freedom of expression and the press?
[] yes / [] no
Do you support the right of an individual to worship in her chosen religion?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose government- and mosque-supported anti-Semitic publications, radio, TV and textbooks?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose the wearing of burqas in public places, schools and courts?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose segregation of the sexes in public places and houses of worship?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose the death penalty for non-Muslims and Muslims who convert to another religion?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose honor killings?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose female genital mutilation?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose forced sexual relations?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose discrimination against homosexuals?
[] yes / [] no
Do you support the right to criticize religion?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose polygamy?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose child marriage, forced or otherwise?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose the quranic mandate to kill non-Muslims and apostates?
[] yes / [] no
Do you oppose the addition of sharia courts to your countrys legal system?
[] yes / [] no
Do you disagree with the quran which asserts the superiority of Islam to all other religions?
[] yes / [] no
If you answered most or all of these affirmatively,
you are a vile Islamophobe and deserve to be beheaded as the quran instructs.
If you answered one third or more of them affirmatively,
you are a borderline Islamophobe and need to receive brainwashing to become a full-fledged dhimmi.
If you answered a quarter or fewer affirmatively,
you need a few private lessons in dhimmitude to scrub yourself clean of those remnants of Islamophobia.
If you answered affirmatively to NONE of these, Congratulations!
You are a worthy observant (radicalPC addition) Muslim and have a bright future vilifying Jews,
torturing women or, inshallah, becoming a suicide bomber.
